Joel Wedel — Joel is a man-shaped automaton that we’ve lost the access key for. He can often be found staring blankly at screens, into empty space, and drowsing with eye-receptors open. Our repair ticket for this unit has yet to be answered.

Tanner d’Esterre — Tanner was once a proud member of a certain intergalactic peacekeeping force with an affinity for colour coordinated jewelry. After being dishonourably discharged for various acts of a questionable nature, he spends his days discussing comic books, movies, and video games.